Bringing Back the Man Perm

Crime Scene

I know, it looks like a crime scene. The only thing missing is the chalk outline. You are probably thinking Annabelle finally knocked me off so she wouldn't have 2 brothers to compete with. Well, she's not that lucky, yet. What you see folks, is my favorite place to sleep lately.

Why sleep here (where it's soft, includes a pillow, has blankets, occasionally even has music piped in the room when I behave)...

When you can rest your weary head on nice, scratchy, itchy carpet...

It's comfy, cozy. You should try it sometime...



Lets Go Hokies

Milk For Oliver

My lil brother drinks as much if not more milk than I do (and I drink a lot of milk). So I thought I'd help mommy out by giving Oliver some of my milk.

 

 Oooopps, that's not quite the right spot...

 

 

There's the spot... 

 

I can get even more milk if I do it double....

 

Now we're in business....

 

 

Well maybe not. Despite my effort, I wasn't able to get any milk. Guess I'll leave that to mommy.

Bedwetting Tip

For all of you bed wetters out there, I have a new tip for you. This is good, you heard it here first. I'm not even going to charge you for this brilliance.

When you get the urge to pee in your bed while sleeping, sleep walk into your parent's bed and cuddle up next to your mommy, and pee all over her bed..... You gotta cuddle first though, cause that butters her up, she'll think you are all cute and sweet while you are sleepwalking. That way, when you finally pee in her bed, she won't be mad. In fact, as long as you don't pee in the part she's sleeping on for the night, she'll sleep in it:) Ooopppss, I probably shouldn't have shared that part. But if she's too tired to change the the pee pee sheets, she's too tired to read this anyway.

It's the perfect way to avoid going to the bathroom during the night and ensure that your bed doesn't smell like a pee factory.  Try it. Maybe, try it a few times. It's funny to watch them try to figure out why the sheets are wet. As though it couldn't keep being the same reason - ME. 

Wetting the Bed

I'm totally potty trained, unless I'm too interested in playing with something - then I do the pee pee dance and wait for someone to ask me if I need to go potty. At which point I reluctantly go, but I first pee a lil in my pants, so I can create more laundry for my parents by requiring a new pair of pants and undies (Cars undies of course) and then pee the rest in the potty (which gives me kudos from my parents cause they are glad I didn't totally pee my pants).

Those parents of mine, they put me in a cloth diaper at night, as though I'm not able to handle sleeping in underpants. I finally proved myself by going dry most mornings, that they finally let me go to sleep in my underwear. I've been doing a really good job sleeping in my underwear. Until this week....

The first night I peed in the bed, I woke up and went straight to Mommy. I figure she's up all night with Oliver, she's the go-to person when it's still dark outside. So I tiptoe to Mommy's bed, feel for her hair, and start twirling it until she invites me into bed to finish sleeping till morning. Well about the time I crawl over her to get cozy with her and Oliver, she figures out I've peed myself. So needless to say, instead of snuggling up, I had to change clothes and sheets and all that jazz.

So the second night I pee the bed, I've learned my lesson. You don't get up, you just sleep in it. It just happened to be my sister's first day of kindergarten. As part of her new morning routine, she has to make her bed. So I decide I wanna make my bed too. I required a lil help from Daddy. As he's helping me, he feels the wet spot. He says, "Eli, why is your bed wet". My response, "it rained in my bed." How's that for clever. He changed the sheets and I think he belived me:)

Since then, I've gone easy on them, no more bed peeing, cause sleeping in it isn't all that great after all.

Cuteness

Mommy -"Eli, are you cute?"
Eli - "No, Oliver is."

Daddy - "Eli, what does cute mean?"
Eli - "Me"