For all of you bed wetters out there, I have a new tip for you. This is good, you heard it here first. I'm not even going to charge you for this brilliance.
When you get the urge to pee in your bed while sleeping, sleep walk into your parent's bed and cuddle up next to your mommy, and pee all over her bed..... You gotta cuddle first though, cause that butters her up, she'll think you are all cute and sweet while you are sleepwalking. That way, when you finally pee in her bed, she won't be mad. In fact, as long as you don't pee in the part she's sleeping on for the night, she'll sleep in it:) Ooopppss, I probably shouldn't have shared that part. But if she's too tired to change the the pee pee sheets, she's too tired to read this anyway.
It's the perfect way to avoid going to the bathroom during the night and ensure that your bed doesn't smell like a pee factory. Try it. Maybe, try it a few times. It's funny to watch them try to figure out why the sheets are wet. As though it couldn't keep being the same reason - ME.
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